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Alex : 22: Some day I too shall have a plan

September 18, 2014 at 9:44pm
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Brazilian player disappears into a hole in the ground after scoring →

foxsoccer:

Can’t say we’ve seen this happen before: In a move that would make Lance Burton proud, Coritiba striker Joel literally vanished during a match against Sao Paulo. And it wasn’t in the sense that strikers often disappear against opposition.

No, Joel launched over advertising hoardings after…

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5:35pm
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theonion:

Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There

theonion:

Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There

September 14, 2014 at 9:31pm
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although if I wanted to I could just play the sample they use while recording and it’s always correct so…

9:30pm
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lol so i have to sing some kind of tone(?) into a microphone for some kind of assignment and the damn thing can’t even hear my voice since it’s raspy from being sick so every question is “wrong”

September 12, 2014 at 2:45am
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September 11, 2014 at 12:30am
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September 10, 2014 at 4:49pm
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12:58am
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always-sunny-aso:

Science is a liar sometimes.

always-sunny-aso:

Science is a liar sometimes.

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September 9, 2014 at 11:30pm
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aaron-the-ponymod:

Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.

aaron-the-ponymod:

Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.

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11:30pm
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aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?

aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?

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2:38am
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TRAMAMPOLINE

TRAMAMPOLINE

2:31am
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2:24am
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fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

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September 8, 2014 at 4:59pm
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kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

— Aziz Ansari (I know what I said, but I liked this quote)

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