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Alex : 22: Some day I too shall have a plan

July 24, 2014 at 2:45am
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gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

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July 23, 2014 at 4:28am
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Watching In Bruges made me really wanna actually go there one day.

1:10am
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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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July 22, 2014 at 4:23am
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July 21, 2014 at 5:13am
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1:46am
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unitedhotcakepreferred:

I would rank my 10 favorite Gosling movies but we all know it’s Crazy Stupid Love first and then The Notebook 9 times in a row.

July 18, 2014 at 7:19pm
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July 17, 2014 at 3:43pm
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2:15am
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I am very rarely serious when I speak and I feel like some people don’t know/understand that.

July 15, 2014 at 4:04am
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jardsale:

Jared gets hijacked 2014 #deangelisgetwet2014 

jardsale:

Jared gets hijacked 2014 #deangelisgetwet2014 

July 14, 2014 at 6:36pm
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myfaith-live-love-laugh:

The fourth star has been added :)

myfaith-live-love-laugh:

The fourth star has been added :)

6:33pm
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“Within just half a minute, the average person rapidly evaluates a number of physical and social cues from the individual he or she is with and makes up his or her mind about whether or not he or she is in the company of longtime Georgia representative Newt Gingrich.”

theonion:

“Within just half a minute, the average person rapidly evaluates a number of physical and social cues from the individual he or she is with and makes up his or her mind about whether or not he or she is in the company of longtime Georgia representative Newt Gingrich.”

July 13, 2014 at 3:17am
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I am nothing but a giant ball of irritability lately.

July 12, 2014 at 4:24pm
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One of the best things about the world cup so far isn’t Brazil getting destroyed by Germany, nor Costa Rica beating everyone, nor England losing early, nor is it the US getting out of the group.

It’s the Google Doodles they’ve done for the entire month.